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Knotty or Nice Books with BOB

Knotty or Nice Books with BOB

Regular price $69.99 USD
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Grab this limited edition book box that features:

  • A paperback of "Knotty or Nice"
  • The Gusher: a Battery Operated Boyfriend that's featured in the book
  • Fun stickers (some made by the author who happens to be a sticker fiend)
  • A 6 ounce tube of Coco Glow creamy moisturizer with hydrating safflower and sunflower seed oils and aloe vera. 
  • and probably an additional surprise or two because I love giving gifts!

Shipping included inside the US.

Ships late December 2024.

❤️ Any problems, just shoot me an email at author@ineswrites.com

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Did you make his list?

Nick Kringle is one of the most inventive designers of adult toys. He's also a demanding taskmaster and wants to work through the holidays to have his newest creation ready to hit the store shelves. It's just his luck when he finds one lone toy reviewer left lingering in the break room before the Christmas Eve holiday party. If this hot little bombshell gives his new toy a glowing review, he knows it's ready to go into production.

Most people might think working as an adult toy reviewer is a dream job. But Muriel Geist is just faking her way through it. Still, she's shocked when she's denied the holiday bonus due to a poor performance review from her supervisor at Kringle Knotty or Nice Intimates. She can't go home to her younger siblings, empty-handed for another Christmas. Luckily, when she turns to head out the door, she finds she's standing face to face with tall, dark, and hot Mr. Saint Nick, himself. 

Nick offers Muri triple the Christmas bonus to do a little overtime with his newest creation. For that amount of money, Muri's prepared to write him a glowing review, take the money and run to the department store before it closes. Yet to her horror, her hot boss enters the review lab with her, insisting on instant feedback. It doesn't take Nick Kringle long to figure out Muri's deception. But the fact that she fakes her… reviews… intrigues him and makes him want to show her that not only can his toys give her pleasure, but he can as well. 

Welcome to Kringle & Co., where toys are made for those who never quite grew up! It's Christmas for adults, and whether you’ve been naughty or nice, there's only one list that matters here—the naughty one. Step inside if you're ready to explore your wildest desires and unwrap the most tantalizing gifts of the season. This holiday, we’re checking the list twice, and if you’re bold enough to make it inside, you'll discover a world where pleasure knows no bounds and the magic of Christmas takes a delightfully wicked turn. Get ready to indulge, because at Kringle & Co., the best presents are the ones you never knew you needed.

The Gusher

All pleasure, no limits. Explore and fulfill your erotic desires with No Boundaries, an open-design c-ring with a powerful motor in each end. Play alone and tantalize the nipples and clitoris or play together by placing the flexible silicone ring around the penis and spinning the vibrating ends toward the clitoris for body-shaking sensations.

If you only want the toy, you can grab it at retail price.

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About the Author

Lover of fairytales, folklore, and mythology, Ines Johnson spends her days reimagining the stories of old in a modern world. She writes books where damsels cause the distress, princesses wield swords, and moms save the world.

Ines writes books for strong women who suck at love. If you rocked out to the twisted triangle of Jem, Jericha, and Rio as a girl; if you were slayed by vampires with souls alongside Buffy; if you need your scandalous fix from Olivia Pope each week, then you’ll love her books!

Aside from being a writer, professional reader, and teacher, Ines is a very bad Buddhist. She sits in sangha each week, and while others are meditating and getting their zen on, she’s contemplating how to use the teachings to strengthen her plots and character motivations.

Ines lives outside Washington, DC with her two little sidekicks who are growing up way too fast.

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