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Midsummer Night D Books with BOB

Midsummer Night D Books with BOB

Regular price $69.99 USD
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Grab this limited edition book box that features:

  • A paperback of "Midsummer Night D"
  • Troy's So Berry Tempting Mold: a mold of the hero's tool for your plea -I mean, perusal
  • Fun stickers (some made by the author who happens to be a sticker fiend)
  • A 6 ounce tube of Coco Glow creamy moisturizer with hydrating safflower and sunflower seed oils and aloe vera. 
  • and probably an additional surprise or two because I love giving gifts!

Shipping included inside the US.

Ships late December 2024.

❤️ Any problems, just shoot me an email at author@ineswrites.com

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Straight out of a wet dream…

Troy Kringle has invested his whole inheritance into the success of his new adult toy company. As a reformed bad boy, he's bossed up and swears to no longer engage in work place shenanigans. But when the new engineer at the toy company balks at the idea of making adult devices more realistic for marketing purposes, Troy has to take matters into his own hands. Or rather, put his member into her hands to show her how real things can get.

With an engineering degree in one hand, Maya Turr prefers to create medical aides that combat female anxiety with the other hand. When she lands a job at Kringle Knotty or Nice Intimates, she's sure she's found where she belongs. Until the company's marketing director insists she makes her medical aides more realistic. Maya is sure realism -aka making the toys resemble male anatomy- will clash with functionality. 

When the male model who she's supposed to mold the new design after shows up, Maya has second thoughts. She's certain that this model's member just might break the mold. Troy doesn't disabuse the hot engineer about who he is when he shows up at her lab for a chat. Pretending to be the model might be the only way to get her on board with his marketing plan. But when research gets too real, the two of them might be in danger of losing more than their jobs. They may have already lost their hearts. 

Welcome to Kringle & Co., where toys are made for those who never quite grew up! It's Christmas for adults, and whether you’ve been naughty or nice, there's only one list that matters here—the naughty one. Step inside if you're ready to explore your wildest desires and unwrap the most tantalizing gifts of the season. This holiday, we’re checking the list twice, and if you’re bold enough to make it inside, you'll discover a world where pleasure knows no bounds and the magic of Christmas takes a delightfully wicked turn. Get ready to indulge, because at Kringle & Co., the best presents are the ones you never knew you needed.

Troy's So Berry Tempting Mold

With an utterly irresistible layer of super soft silicone, So Berry Tempting will always keep you coming back for more. This vaginal vibrator features a flexible shaft ringed with subtle ridges that tantalize and tease as you play. With its powerful motor that boasts 8 vibrating speeds and functions, this is a sweet treat you can enjoy any way you want it.

If you only want the toy, you can grab it at retail price.

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About the Author

Lover of fairytales, folklore, and mythology, Ines Johnson spends her days reimagining the stories of old in a modern world. She writes books where damsels cause the distress, princesses wield swords, and moms save the world.

Ines writes books for strong women who suck at love. If you rocked out to the twisted triangle of Jem, Jericha, and Rio as a girl; if you were slayed by vampires with souls alongside Buffy; if you need your scandalous fix from Olivia Pope each week, then you’ll love her books!

Aside from being a writer, professional reader, and teacher, Ines is a very bad Buddhist. She sits in sangha each week, and while others are meditating and getting their zen on, she’s contemplating how to use the teachings to strengthen her plots and character motivations.

Ines lives outside Washington, DC with her two little sidekicks who are growing up way too fast.

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